Ezequiel Tolnay

I'd describe myself as ignorant, immoral, morbid, sordid, liar, ugly, badmouther, dirty, execrable, pervert, unpunctual, lustful, unwelcoming, lazy, selfish, academic, disorderly, unskillful, despicable, mean, reclusive, bum, intriguing, presumptuous, lewd, inattentive, nauseating, snooty, greedy, libertine, peacocky, traitor, trendy, arrogant, imperious, overconfident, senseless, opinionated, proud, callous, too attached to myself, clumsy, distrustful, cheater, swindler, distasteful, ill-tempered, defiant, obstinate, vicious, uncongenial, filthy, depraved, cruel, gossiper, rude, clumsy, hideous, intriguing, boasted, stubborn, wicked, brazen, stingy, glutton, vague, informal, fussy, intractable, stuck-up, malicious, suspicious, spoiled, foolish, meddling, prideful, foul, senile, discourteous, scatter-brained, boastful, insufferable, stubborn, unfair, immature, cheap, rude, shallow, incompetent, shameless, perfidious, fluctuating, awkward, remiss, rustic, wacky, apprehensive, elusive, hostile, uncouth, puzzler, infamous, adulator, and crass. You're very fortunate, my dear, that you haven't married me.
[Adapted and translated from Spanish by myself, from "Werner" by Leo Masliah]